This year, we're doing things a little bit differently. Instead of a one-time, one-vote free for all, we're doing it "Final Four" style! No descriptions necessary, these are all well-known buffoons - time to battle it out! Here are the seedings for the quarterfinals!
No 1 President Barack Obama v. No. 8 Attorney General Eric Holder
No. 4 State Sen. Carl Kruger v. No. 5 Occupy Wall Street
No. 3 Anthony Weiner v. No. 6 David Weprin
Polls are open for 7 days! Then we unveil the Semifinals! WHO YA GOT! Tell your friends to vote now!