Monday, January 23, 2012

Election 2012: Remove the "BS" By November!



This is an oldie but a goodie, and it's so funny that i had to share this with everyone!

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4 comments:

  1. Captain America

    Great Flick Doctor Voice.

    O tries so hard to be a good President and he is.

    He tries to help everyone, especially the needy and homeless.

    He is so so so much a Poster Type Guy for everything that is right with this country.

    Everyone loves this MAN.

    When you see his picture in the Newspapers or Television it brings tears to your eyes for in your hearts you all know he is a great man and one of the Greatest Presidents this country will ever see.

    When he goes out to the senate floor they all clap when they see him Obama for in their hearts they know he is one of the greatest.

    When other countries see Obama they pray all of their leaders could be like our Great President.

    He is ranked right along side of A. Lincoln.

    We will put his picture on our monies and statues in every state and maybe the moon.

    For a thousand years the Empire will remember him and all he has done for all of our allies especially our best friend Israel.

    He is a mans man.

    A great Singer

    What else can be said HE IS THE MAN.

    This AD has been paid by Bo The Presidents Dog and Best Friend and The Democratic Party.

    Captain America out for a smoke

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  2. Rod Sterling Here

    Rod smoking and talking to Bo: Great job Bo.

    Bo to Rod: Yes he gave me a 100 biscuits and some other treats.

    Rod Sterling to Bo: I might use this in one of my small flicks if you don't mind. Change a few things here and there and since I like you here is 200 biscuits and a few doggie magazines.

    Bo to Rod: Do what ever you want. I love you my best friend Rod.

    Rod thinking: The Biscuits always work!!!

    O tries so hard to be a good President and he is (Rod: What will they do when his skin peels off and the 3rd eye is revealed)

    He tries to help everyone, especially the needy and homeless. (Rod: Help them to get fat and be food for his secret friends from far away)

    He is so so so much a Poster Type Guy for everything that is right with this country. (Rod: If they only knew what he really is)

    Everyone loves this MAN. (Rod: Especially everyone from The Outer Limits)

    When you see his picture in the Newspapers or Television it brings tears to your eyes for in your hearts you all know he is a great man and one of the Greatest Presidents this country will ever see. (Rod: The way he is going it might be the last president we ever see as America. Hmm a New Name Might Be Needed)

    When he goes out to the senate floor they all clap when they see him Obama for in their hearts they know he is one of the greatest. (Rod: Many in The Senate are from the other place also and know in their hearts he is great fiber and can con anyone with his sweet talk and smile)

    When other countries see Obama they pray all of their leaders could be like our Great President. (Rod: A lot of these countries are staring to default and will soon be a great meal for our friends in The Twilight Zone)

    He is ranked right along side of A. Lincoln. (Rod: Abe is loved by those in Space. O is loved by those in Israel...yeah right. The final frontier will carry him to places that are uncharted.)

    We will put his picture on our monies and statues in every state and maybe the moon. (Rod: Yes for currency soon will not be money in the sense you know now. It will be Food Stamps with pictures of Howdy Doody, Lassie, Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa, Bob Dylan and JZ.
    The statues will be The 3 stooges and O)

    For a thousand years the Empire will remember him and all he has done for all of our allies especially our best friend Israel. (Rod: Sad it is the beginning of the end for it is told how the end will unfold in a lot of The Holy Books, for future reading: Please read The Bible, The Koran, The Torah, The Vedic and many Buddha and Zen writings)

    He is a mans man. (Rod: Also a Lady's Man, sorry nobody knows this yet)

    A great Singer. (Rod: Amen I will agree with this and so will Amun Ra and The rest.)

    What else can be said HE IS THE MAN. (Rod: Yes and other things which I will let your mind make up, for you all know what he really is)

    This small show has been created by Rod Sterling and The Eye (Channel 2)

    Rod Sterling out for a smoke

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  3. Bo Here

    I am honored to have heard this Great State Of The Union speech by one of the greatest Presidents this country will ever see or have.

    This speech ranks with Lincoln's second inauguration speech.

    The speech said it all. Those in attendance stared straight ahead as if they knew this was one of the best speeches they would ever hear.

    I am going to make this short today for the tears keep flowing from my eyes and I feel so proud of our Great President.

    I know now Lincoln will be replaced on the penny with President Obama.

    What a better place to let the America people know and remember then on a penny.

    Especially the poor..

    God Bless America and The Greatest President that has ever lived.

    This AD has been paid by Bo The Presidents Dog and Best Friend and The Democratic Party.

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  4. Bo, Oscar and Ralph here

    Oscar to Bo:

    Wow Obama must have gave you a lot for this blog writing:

    Bo to Oscar and Ralph:

    300 biscuits and several boxes of bones.

    Oscar:

    Do you actually believe everything you wrote there Bo.

    Bo to Oscar and Ralph:

    NO it's the biscuits and bones O gives me that drives me to do what I do and besides the President actually wrote what I posted.

    This is between me, you and Ralph.

    Ralph to Bo:

    Can you give us your opinion on the speech.

    Bo telling Ralph and Oscar:

    Let's go into The Bubble that Control and Maxwell Smart left in the basement.

    In Basement inside Bubble.

    Bo speaking:

    a)Well The Great State Of The Union speech:

    Bo: IT STUNK.

    b)This speech ranks:

    Bo: AS THE WORST EVER HEARD.

    c)The speech said it all:

    Bo: A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL BE FOOLED BY SUCH SWEET TALK. WHAT A SALESMEN FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY O IS!

    d)Those in attendance stared straight ahead:

    Bo: THEY KNEW IT WAS A BUNCH OF B--L S--T, BUT HAD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE FROM NOT LAUGHING.

    e)I am going to make this short today for the tears keep flowing from my eyes:

    Bo: I HAD TO MAKE IT SHORT FOR I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AND WITH ALL THESE TEARS FROM LAUGHING. I JUST HAD TOO!!!!

    f)I know now Lincoln will be replaced on the penny with President Obama.

    Bo: HE CALLED THE UNITED STATES MINT AND ASKED IS IT POSSIBLE BESIDES HIS OWN PORTRAIT CAN A DOG, SQUIRREL AND AN EAGLE BE PUT ON THE REVERSE SIDE OF THE PENNY.

    THEY TOLD HIM THEY WOULD GET BACK TO HIM.

    g)What a better place to let the America people know and remember then on a penny.

    Bo: WOW AT LEAST WE KNOW WE TRIED HARD ALL FOUR OF US AND WHAT AN HONOR FOR US TO BE ON THE PENNY.

    Bo laughing, Oscar just staring at Bo, Ralph sort of pissed off being on a penny (For his family has been on much higher coinage and bills)

    h)Especially the poor..

    Bo:IMAGINE SEEING HIS FACE ALL THE TIME AND REMEMBERING HOW MUCH HE DID FOR YOU, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR COUNTRY.

    Ralph thinking: Sad Bo is starting to believe some of what O writes and tells him

    Oscar thinking: Bo is so nice, but sometimes a little stupid and Ralph I think he is pissed off at all of this, especially about the penny.

    Mean while upstairs in the shower Rod Sterling telling Alfred Hitchcock:

    You can't make this S--T UP. Both Laughing

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