Tuesday, February 14, 2012

CPAC EXCLUSIVE! Catching Up With Bob Turner!



As if CPAC wasn't awesome enough, we were lucky enough to bump into our Brooklyn Congressman, Bob Turner! Who'da thunk it! Check out the video.

TOMORROW: Our sit-down meeting with Herman Cain!

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  1. Captain America

    Bob Turner he is our man, if he can't do it nobody can. "GO BOB"

    Batman and The Voice.

    Hope my Pals feel better.

    Batman I am not one to speak on phones. Coney Island Avenue office.

    I can go door to door and HELP if you need, let me know, if I can make it, I will be there!

    Keep in mind Batman. Have to have someone with me, I don't want to be blamed for stealing a mail box, front lawn statue or something else!

    Well its that time The Obama Family Fun Show with Bo, Oscar, Ralph and whoever.

    Bo The Obama Dog chatting with Oscar the Squirrel: Yesterday was a great day Oscar. O put all the junk away that was laying all over the place.

    He had a basketball stand and net and was yelling for Lin to pass the ball and than he started to take jump shots.

    Broke two windows and he yelled it was my fault.

    He was running around the office yelling I am Barry O Winner all day. What an ego!

    Oscar thinking: Bo has so much patience to put up with this idiot. Imagine Bo getting blamed for everything that goes wrong in the world.

    This dog is a saint or it could be the biscuits O keeps feeding him.

    Ralph the Bald Eagle thinking: This is the 4th time Tony Cheng's Restaurant has delivered food to this Moron in the last 2 days. To think in School they use to call O Barry O Bomber.

    I better watch this more close, he might be up to something with China.

    Alfred Hitchcock and Rod Sterling in the basement talking: Alfred to Rod: There could be a connection and a good story if we do it right Rod, Barry O Bomber.

    Rod to Alfred: Yes the plot is getting deeper:

    The take over of the United States by O.

    By removing elections.

    The penny with his picture.

    The 8 x 10 photographs handed out to the people to hang on there walls.

    The name Barry O Bomber.

    Yes what a show.

    Mean while Ralph's cousin Moshe visiting with God over New York City's Chinatown.

    Moshe to God: You must really like Chinese People. Yes I made so many of them and do remember Moshe. I God created this world and the Chinese made everything else.

    Moshe and God laughing as they fly:

    God thinking: I love all my children.

    Captain America out for a smoke

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  2. Captain America

    WOW Batman Since 1875 All the Cardinals from New York City have been Irish.

    I know God loves the Irish.

    Very spunky these Irish.

    Well I do have an Irish Grandson.

    Will Dolan be a Pope?

    Everybody loves Lin.

    Will The Knicks win this year?

    Whats with XI. Will he make the relationship grow more and more between the U.S. and China?

    Will Gas go beyond $4.00 a gallon?

    Will The United States create more jobs in The United States?

    Will there be Casinos in New York City?

    Well we need these answers to the above questions, so we went to visit with the expert on these questions on Mt. Sinai God.

    Captain American to God:

    Will Dolan be a Pope?

    I hope so, he might be the last Pope for end times is approaching.

    Captain America to God. End times!

    What year can I ask oh Great One?:

    God response: Well I wrote everything in the books for them to read, maybe 2042 is a good year.

    Captain America to God: Can this year change?

    God responses: Not really, I have to play out what I wrote in Revelations.

    Captain American to God: Thank You or Great One
    enough about this, lets go to more important things like.

    Will The Knicks win this year?

    God responds: What do you think, I do Love New York. Why do you think I made all Nations live here in New York City.

    Captain America to God: I never thought of it that way, so they will win?

    God thinking: Does he listen and laughing.

    Captain America to God:

    Will XI The Vice President of China make the relationship grow more and more between the U.S. and China?

    God responds: Its all in Revelations.

    Captain America to God: I wish I could understand what you wrote oh well enough of this baloney.

    Captain America to God:

    Will Gas go beyond $4.00 a gallon?

    God responds: Sell your cars, trucks and vans my children.

    Captain America to God:

    I guess Father Knows Best.

    Captain America to God: Will The United States create more jobs in The United States?

    God responds: If they listen to my son McKinley there will be.

    Captain America to God:

    Will there be Casinos in New York City?

    God responds: Of course, maybe around 8 years or so, all along Coney Island, Bath Beach and where ever else I tell them.

    Captain America to God:

    Thanks for all the information Great One.

    God responds: My pleasure and tell everyone to please read their Holy Books for all the answers are their, some maybe in the form of riddles but they are there.

    Captain America out for a smoke

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